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Democrats Stealing Elections Again

Las Vegas (Edge News) - Every election massive amounts of dead people and illegal immigrants vote for Democrats. But with the new voting machines, the Democrats simply will program the machines to override YOUR vote to cause you to vote for Democrats. Some voters in Boulder City complained on Monday that their ballot had been cast before they went to the polls, raising questions about Clark County's electronic voting machines. Voter Joyce Ferrara said when they went to vote for Republican Sharron Angle, her Democratic opponent, Sen. Harry Reid's name was already checked. Do you understand the Democrats are working for the communists?
 

Obama Tells Hispanics to Use Violence Against Republicans

“If Latinos sit out the election instead of saying, ‘We’re gonna punish our enemies and we’re gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us.’

Arizona Judges Open Door to Illegal's To Vote for Democrats

Phoenix AR (Edge News) - The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals has overturned Arizona’s requirement that people show proof of citizenship to register to vote. Once again liberal judges have struck down a voter approved law to require that if you vote you should be a legal citizen. This is insane! Clearly, the judges want illegal immigrants to vote for demoncrats. Is there any stopping the onslaught of communists and socialists taking over and ruining our country? Our freedom is being torn away from us and given to illegals.

White East Coast Liberal NPR CEO Fires Black Journalist

NPR Elitist Bunker (Edge News) - Rick Sanchez fired CNN news anchor knows firsthand about East Coast liberal Jews running the news media these days. Now Juan Williams knows it as well. Nutcase NPR CEO Vivian Shiller fired Juan Williams for being truthful on the O'Reilly Factor. NPR Elitist CEO Shiller announced to America she believes that Juan Williams has some sort of mental disorder (see video below).  Should Juan Williams really have mental issues that NPR has been aware of, Shiller's firing of him could be the basis of a claim under the Americans with Disability Act. The radical Left reserves special animosity for women, conservatives and people of color who question the Progressive and politically correct positions of NPR, and all other PC institutions. Mr. Williams was just expressing his honest fear of Bomb Toting, Burka Wearing, Box Cutter Carrying, Underwear and Shoe Bomber types of Muslims flying the friendly skies.  "MS" Shiller should be the one who was fired for the bigoted arrogant liberal bias she has. Why didn't Democrats nominate Juan Williams for President instead of Obumer? He's a man with real character and integrity. Edge News says CUT FUNDING FROM PUBLIC BROADCASTING NOW!

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Crystal Cathedral Goes Bankrupt, Vendors Mad as Hell

Garden Grove, CA (Edge News) - The Crystal Cathedral filed for bankruptcy to get out of debt they created by spending and living way beyond their income. Robert Schuller founded the "get rich the easy way, send me your money method", is seen here crying because he wanted more cash out the bankrupt church. Not long ago Robert Schuller kicked his own son out of the church. The morons running the "church", ran it in the ground by acquiring over $50 million of debt. All those years of begging people for money, all those stupid "God wants you rich" books and cd's, all those tickets to Easter animal shows with goofy actors lusting after each other. What happened to all that money? It didn't go to paying vendors and companies they owe. This church on the take, has been telling others for years how to manage their money. They been told God's gonna bless em', so give to the church. The lying charlatans have been exposed for the world to see. Stones of greed have been thrown inside the glass house. They have made a house of prayer a den of thieves. Buying and selling crap of all kinds. The bible says to owe no man nothing. These jokers should have been paying their bills instead of jet setting around the world. The "Hour of Power" may change it's name to the "Hour of Poverty". They say God is still writing their story..wrong you bunch of Jim Baker wanabe's! God doesn't write stories of ripping off small businesses, selling donated land, defaulting on loans, family turmoil, running a church like a business, teaching new age blessing seeking garbage, and serving pride, envy and ego up like fast food.

Another Activist "Judge" Defies the People AGAIN!

Riverside California (Edge News) - "Judge" Virginia A. Phillips overturns a 17 year working law that was established by an executive order by then President Bill Clinton. Log Packing Republicans fished around the country until they found a sympathetic judge to take the case. So all of a sudden after 17 years the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy is unconstitutional? I guess it was constitutional for 16 years. The liberal activist rent-a-judge uses her unelected power to overturn the law. How can this be? Why the hell even vote? In August, activist U.S.  District Court Judge Vaughn Walker overturned the voter approved Proposition 8 in California. In July, activist Federal District Court Judge Susan Bolton overturned major parts of the voter approved Arizona immigration law. In April, Circuit Court Judge Chris Piazza overturned a voter approved Arkansas law banning unmarried couples living together from adopting or fostering children. In Iowa activist Polk County Judge Robert Hanson  struck down a voter approved law banning same-sex marriage and ordered the county recorder to permit gay and lesbian couples to marry. In Nebraska activist U.S. District Judge Richard Kopf overturned a voter approved ban on flag mutilation. In Florida Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Cindy Lederman overturned  a voter approved homosexual adoption ban. In Oregon Activist Judge Mary  James overturns the voter approved Property Right Referendum. Why don't we just eliminate voting because activist liberal judges are running this country. Why isn't there such a thing as conservative activist judges who would create their own laws as well?
 

Victory Mosque Planned for Ground Zero

New York (Edge News) - Ol' Dark Eyes himself Iman Feisal Osama Abdul Ralph wants to place a victory Mosque on the death site of 2,740 Americans. That's just great. This spooky looking Muslim even can't guarantee that his new Mosque wont be another sleeper cell Muslim training ground either. America has been attacked 75 times by Muslims since his Muslimly himself, Barrack Hussein Obama has taken office. So much for blaming Bush for all the Muslim anger. These Muslims need some classic government sensitivity training. It's obvious this Imantie doesn't have a compassionate bone in his towel head body. The pastor in Florida has shown his ability to stop what a few kooks would think is a insensitive act. So what we saw was a Christian showing your basic Muslim how to give up your own desires in deference for others. This is another reason Christianity is superior to Islam.

Afghanistan (Edge News) - This so-called General recently begged a Florida Pastor to not burn any Quran's on September 11th. The "general" said it would put U.S. soldiers at risk. At risk of what, engaging the enemy? How the hell does the American military have such a balless wus who is scared of making the enemy mad running it? Could you imagine a real military leader like General Macarthur saying to the people back home, "don't throw German Chocolate Cake or Frankfurters  in the street, it might make the Germans mad." General Betryaus, grow some and act like a man. To quote a line from the movie Tombstone, "they're aint no barginin' with bugs!"  The Muslims we are fighting are bugs. We are at war. If you make them mad, they will show their self then our guys can kill them. Simple. And talk about hypocrisy, according to CNN our military was ordered to burn bibles in Afghanistan. Are you kidding me? What kind of sick double standard is that? Lets ask the general these questions: how many Qurans were burned September 10th, 2001? How many were burned the day Islamic Jihadist U.S. Major Nidal Malik Hasan murdered 13 soldiers in Fort Hood? How many burned before they blew up the USS Cole, or the first attack on the Trade Centers? The answer is none! Listen up General Betrayus.....you took a oath to defend and protect the Constitution of The United States. The First Amendment to the United States Constitution prohibits the making of any law "respecting an establishment of religion", impeding the free exercise of religion, infringing on the freedom of speech, infringing on the freedom of the press, interfering with the right to peaceably assemble or prohibiting the petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances. You communist infiltrator. By threatening the Pastor you are infringing on freedom of speech, interfering with their right to peacefully assemble and impeding the free exercise of religion while simultaneously aiding and abetting the enemy. You must be a Obama appointee. And take those stars off your jacket Pee-Wee, you have to earn those with bravery and valor......things you know nothing about...

Angry Illegal Mexicans Put Hit Contract On American Lawman

Phoenix AZ. (Edge News) -Last week Judge Susan Bolton simply struck down most of a law legally passed by the majority of Arizonian's. She basically sent out a clear message that she was going to tie up the whole issue for a couple of years and until then illegal immigrants were protected against any inquiries into their immigration status. She also encouraged the drug cartels that it was better than business as usual. Cartel soldiers can now hide amongst the illegal immigrants and not have a worry that law enforcement can touch them. This has emboldened the drug cartels to come after the heads of law enforcement just like in Mexico. How does a law get struck down because it "might" violate some right? Where is that in the constitution?
There is now a $1 million hit contract on Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s head.  Illegal immigrant Mexicans prostituting 10 year old girls on the streets of Phoenix don't want Sheriff Joe interfering with business. Well done Judge Bolton.  You are cajoling all these illegal immigrants and encouraging lawlessness. The day after your ruling another officer was killed in a drug raid. These are drugs that come from Mexico. Maybe if we had this law in place, the officer might not have lost his life.

So instead of protecting the life of an American Lawman trying to protect the legal citizens of Arizona, Obama's administration sues his state! What the hell! Why not distribute guns to the drug cartels so they can shoot straighter when aiming at Sheriff Joe.

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"Don't Give Me That B.S. All Religions Are The Same"

Afghanistan (Edge News) - If your a woman in Afghanistan or any other throwback Islamic country Allah may order the butchering of women there at any time for any reason. This is the type of teaching you can expect to hear at the new Mosque currently being built at Ground Zero. The mutilation apologists in the White House and the ACLU are constantly trying to convince us that religious diversity is good and Islam is just like any other religion. That couldn't be father from the truth. The sicko men that butcher women should be taken out and shot after they get mutilated. And Americas women's rights groups? All quite there. They cant get government grants if they stand up against this caveman religion from the pit of freakin' hell.

Helena Montana Pedophiles Sexualize School Children

Helena Mont. (Edge News) - A proposed sex education program that teaches fifth-graders the different ways people have intercourse and first-graders about gay love has infuriated parents and forced the school board to take a closer look at the issue. Parents appeared most worried about pieces of the plan that teaches first-graders about same-gender relationships, fifth-graders that sexual intercourse includes "vaginal, oral, fisting and anal penetration," and high school students about erotic art. The curriculum would also teach kindergartners anatomical terms such as penis, vagina, breast, nipples, testicles, scrotum and uterus. Only predatory pedophiles would even conceive of such a pornographic educational program. The sexualization of children has long been the goal of perverts throughout history. The Helena school system may be wanting to supply "educated" children to Catholic Priests or The North American Man Boy Love Association. The homosexuals on the school board are obviously trying to create future homos to get access to.

NASA Ordered To Make Muslims Look Smart

Here are some Scientific Contributions By Muslims

1. Bomb backpack for space suits

2. Space Shuttle carry on sword sharpener

3. Anti gravity blood vacuum for removed heads

4. Camel size Depends underwear

5. Head towel that can be converted to parachute.

6. Automatic Infidel Converter

7. Magnetic levitating prayer rugs

8. Pig party masks

9. Twister

10. Pop Up Mosque Trailer

New Black Panthers Get Pass From Brother Man Obama

Zululand, MI. (Edge News) Last week, Justice Department whistleblower J. Christian Adams came forward with damning public testimony about how Obama officials believe "civil rights law should not be enforced in a race-neutral manner, and should never be enforced against blacks or other national minorities." In the wake of Adams' expose on how the Obama DOJ abandoned default judgments against the NBPP bullies for the sake of politically correct racial politics, a shocking video clip of one of the lead defendants in the Philadelphia voter intimidation case resurfaced on the Internet. It shows King Samir Shabazz during a 2009 National Geographic documentary interview spewing:

"You want freedom? You're gonna have to kill some crackers! You're gonna have to kill some of their babies!"

The New Black Panther party is the same as the old Black Panther Party in that they still sit around a campfire beating drums, swing from trees and all vote Democratic. These lunatic throwbacks have the full support of Barrack Samir (renamed Hussein for cover) Obama, a stealth Panther in his own right. While the Panthers children, otherwise known as Pussys, are indoctrinated in the skills of "cracker killing", the adult Panthers continue in the art of voter intimidation ( a Federal crime unless your black) and domestic terrorism. If you would like to join them call 1.800.989.0666 and ask for you free Baby Killer Special and nose ring.

Human Corpse Helen Thomas Tells Jews To Go To The Ovens

Washington - (Edge News) Obamas favorite correspondent Helen Thomas tells Jews to go back to Germany and hit the gas chambers again, and to stay out of Palestine. News flash Corpse Lady...the Bible said Palestine belonged to the Jewish people over 5,000 years ago! What data do you have that contradicts that? Palestine is a bastion of murderers and terrorists. It's obvious you support them. It looks like the famous Palestine plastic surgery department did a great job on you by the way.

The Edge responds to that request:  Helen, not only  no, but HELL NO.

• Your so ugly when you went to a freak show they said "clock in". 

• Your so ugly they put tinted windows on your crib.

• You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.

• You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.

• You're so ugly, your last name is Link and your first is Missing.

• You're so ugly, people put your picture in their car window as an anti-theft device.

Illegal Immigrants "Reform" Americas National Parks

Saguaro National Park, Arizona - (Edge News) A long list of items, including abandoned vehicles, can be attributed to illegal immigrant groups traveling in the American Southwest National Parks .  Items such as used needles, drug paraphernalia, plastic grocery bags, paper products, empty water containers, blankets, clothing, used disposable diapers and puked up tacos as far as the eye can see  . You might wonder why the Sierra Club, or the Conservation Club, The National Wildlife Federation or hundreds of other environmental groups never mention this. They don't seem to care that there are tens of thousands of packed diapers ripening under the shade of giant Saguaro Cactus. This is what Obama means by immigration reform. The illegal Mexicans reform our pristine desert National Parks into a trash dump....How's that reform workin' for ya?

Lets re-cap...Their here illegally, they don't pay taxes, they drop babies here, they get more government assistance than a legal citizen, they bring crime and disease...and they throw their trash in our National Parks....are you even just a little more sympathetic to Arizona's plight now?

Arizona to L.A. ....  "Bite Me!"

Los Angeles - (Edge News) Mayor Antonio Emillio Gonzalas Rodrigus Fransciso Santiago Carlos Villaraigosa of Los Angeles heard back from Arizona with a amazing message.."Arizona to L.A. ....Bite Me _itch!" This smack down came in the form of a letter you can read here in a PDF format.  Seems Arizona supplies the idiots in crime ridden bankrupt Los Angeles with 25% of their electric power. Also seems there aren't enough illegal immigrants running in giant gerbil wheels to keep California's generators working. Los Angeles threatened back that they won't send their carjackers to Phoenix this year if they cut L.A.s power. Many in L.A. worry about the possibility of losing power necessary to run the crack houses and meth labs in the city.

Elana Kagan First Lesbian on the Supreme Court?

Washington - (Edge News) We all think that a woman this ugly, single and dresses like a man has to be a lesbian. President Obama's choice of Kagan for the Supreme Court who has no court experience at all, is simply a bone being thrown to the ultra left San Fransicko types. Gay blogs already knew she is one of them. It was common knowledge on campus where Kagan was Dean of The Harvard Law School that she ran around with her girlfriend. CBS was ordered to take down a post about Kagans gayness as the administration try's to heterosexual her enough to get her approved. Then the outing will be released. Kagan ordered military recruiters out of Harvard because she objected to the "Dont Ask Dont Touch" policy...she obviously wants the military to become effeminate to agree with  her personal lifestyle choice.

American Flag Banned on Stinka de Mayo Day

Morgan Hill, CA. - (Edge News)  Assistant Principal señor Miguel Rodriguez sent home five Morgan Hill, CA. (also known as "Little Mexico")   high school students this week for wearing American flag t-shirts on the Mexican holiday Stinka de Mayo. The boys — of whom four are Caucasion and one is Hispanic, all Americans, — said they were just being "patriotic." The school's vice principle, however, argued that their "incendiary" clothing could start fights. About 200 students, mostly from illegal immigrants ripping off the system by sending them to a US public school walked out of class Thursday to protest the way the wardrobe choices "disrespected" them. We say their taco breath disrespects our clean air. Who are illegal immigrants to protest in OUR country anyway? Señor RODRIGUEZ has yet to show his Green card or show his papers that he is in fact a legal American citizen. ¡Los inmigrantes ilegales vuelven a México!

Faisal "Big Nose" Shahzad Muslim Attacks USA

New York- (Edge News) Yet another Muslim attempted to kill Americans in New York city. Faisal "Big Nose" Shahzad was arrested for crimes against intelligence and was thwarted in his efforts to blow up the new Twin Tower site. This Islamist giant nasal nutcase was so stupid he miswired the bomb. This terrorist was so dumb that even Eric Holder was able to capture him. How many other "big nose" Islamic terrorists are out there nobody nose....and I mean knows. Shahzad, 30, became a naturalized U.S. citizen last year shortly before traveling to Pakistan, where he committed adultery with many wives, according to law enforcement officials who spoke to The Edge News on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity (read: naming yet another Muslim) of the investigation. Shahzad lived in a neighborhood in Shelton, Conn. Grass was growing in the driveway and bags of garbage lying about. This sand dweller wouldn't even pick up his nasty garbage filled with camel dung steaks, sautéed human body parts and heads of rats dipped in garlic sauce. Nasty dude! He had a blender on his porch in case one of his Palestinian buddies wanted a handshake. Here is another case of political correctness nearly killing hundreds of people. When will our government get it? When somebody has a nose like that, has a retarded middle eastern name like Fassad, Hussein, Shahsad, Adulla, Mohommed, or Barrack they are most likely terrorists using our lousy immigration system to gain access to this country to kill the superior humans know as Americans.

Arizona Stands Up For Americans

Phoenix - (Edge News)  American hero Gov. Jan Brewer (R-AZ.) stood up for Americans in Arizona like no man has stood up for America since the Revolutionary War. She is standing up against the murderers, drug dealers, kidnappers, anchor baby producing, welfare sucking, job stealing Mexicans who are here illegally. Did you know Phoenix is the second most place in the world for kidnapping? Second only to Mexico City. Guess what, these killers are flowing in from Mexico bringing their crap to the US. An ABC News' investigation uncovered horrific cases of chopped-off hands, legs and heads when a victim's family doesn't pay up fast enough. Liberals in San Fransicko, LA and DC want to boycott Arizona. I say who needs those loser cities. If they love the illegals so bad, they should send some buses and bring them to their states. Illegal immigrants plan on using May Day the 1st as a "Nothing Gringo" day to boycott America goods and services. I say Americans should boycott any Mexican owned business here in the States. Lets see who needs who the most. How dare these illegal malcontents lecture any legally passed bill such as the one passed in Arizona! More disdain for the rule of law in this country.

Read this for a real world evaluation of what illegals are getting from taxpayers.

Pope Protects Pedophile Predator Priests

Vatican City - (Edge News)  Man is that Pope getting really scary looking or what these days. And why shouldn't he be freaky looking? He's been busy moving pedophile priests to keep them from being exposed, pardon the pun. How many boys can the Catholic church leaders molest until somebody shuts down that kiddy porn industry? And how must a Catholic layperson feel knowing their giving to the Church pays for  defense of these predators. Over 3 Billion dollars in judgments have been awarded to individuals who have sued the sicko Catholic hierarchy. That money didn't come from Obama's stash either. You would think that those who go to a Catholic church would read the bible every once in a while. They might find the scripture that says "call no man Father" and "they love to sit in the high places wearing robes" and "Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats," Sound like any religious order you know of? It has been reported to The Edge that there is a underground bunker at the Vatican which coordinates the child molestation worldwide network. Recently members of NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) have converted to become Catholic Priests. Go figure.

17,000 New IRS Agents Will Enforce Obamacare

We've seen this before in history. A great Orator wants to lead his country to the promise land. Unattainable, even outrageous promises are made. The recipients of those who get others to pay for their new benefits love the government plans. Others don't. Some say the new leader is taking them down a dangerous road of tyranny. Small voices outside the mainstream that still believe in freedom. This becomes a threat to the new order. As the new programs collapse under their own weight, a enemy is needed to deflect from the radical failing system. "Teabaggers"..."Right Wingers"..."Bible Thumpers"..."Truthers"..."Birthers"..."Returning Veterans" they're the reason the programs are not working. Troops are sent out as keepers of the peace. Just sent to help. Just sent to.........collect.

One Party Rule: The Way To Get Things Done

The Democrats have swamped the American political system with a new socialist style system that should come back to haunt them. With this new one party rule where only 51 votes is necessary to change vast chunks of American society, who needs the two party system any more. The Republicans would do well to learn how these Communist Dope Smoking 60's radicals that are running our country get things done so they can do exactly the same when they get a majority. Seeing the Democrats single handedly took over the health care system without a single Republican vote, we have some suggestions for the Republicans when they get to reciprocate. They don't have to worry about placating to the Dems and can now force on them things they don't want.

• Eliminate Housing and Urban Development

• Eliminate National Endowment of the Arts

• Eliminate National Education Association

• Eliminate the IRS

• Eliminate Funding for any Organization that has a Color in its Title

• Outlaw Acorn

• Outlaw Affirmative Action

• Outlaw Federal Employee Unions

• Drill Baby Drill

• Cut Government Programs Funding 30%

• Sell Off NASA

• Make Welfare Recipients Work

• Close The Borders

• Send Back Illegal Immigrants

• Cancel Health Benefits for People 300 LB's and Up

• Make Gun Possession Mandatory

• Outlaw Abortion

• Make English The Only Language Used

• Fix Barney Franks Lisp

Nancy Pelosi Forces Health Care Legislation by Fiat

Washington (Edge News) - By using every trick in the book Nancy Pelosi and her fellow Democrats passed the largest government program since Medicare. That's just the way a Democracy should work, back room deals, bribes, kickbacks, made up bogus projections and leaving one half of the electorate out of the process. Joseph Stalin would be proud of this one party usurpation of the rules of legislative behavior. Once people get a taste of the government largesse they will demand it forever. This fulfills Barack Obamas pledge to "fundamentally change America". Now we know what change he was talking about. European style socialism. The government has ordered ten more printing presses to print all the extra money they will need to pay for the promises made in the new government program. The IRS will supply 17,000 new jackbooted thugs to enforce the Obama mandates. In what is being described as one of the most astounding power grabs in modern history by newspaper headlines around the World, President Obama has succeeded in his audacious plan to remake America into a full fledged godless communist empire barely one year into his term with the enactment into law by the US Congress of his mammoth health care plan innocuously named H.R. 3200-Americas Affordable Health Choices Act of 2009 and described by one Kremlin legal expert as having "nothing at allto do with health, but everything to do with control."

John Boehner Shames the Democrat Fiat

“Have you read the bill? Have you read the reconciliation bill? Have you read the manager’s amendment? Hell no you haven’t!” “Shame on each and every one of you!” – House Minority leader John Boehner

That's right, the largest program ever and the Democrats haven't even read the bill! This country has been taken over by Constitution hating Liberals who dream of a Socialist Utopian government even though that experiment has failed in every country where it festers. More insidious than these takeovers that have been destroying America's once vibrant capitalistic system is the new regime that Americas once free people are now destined to live under, and where under their new health care law will require all of them to carry a National ID card (page 58) and allow our government unlimited access to all of their bank accounts and personal records (page 159).

Dem. U.S. Rep. Xavier Becerra Laughs At Pledge Of Allegiance

Elton John Shows Intolerance

Homoville England (Edge News) - With the insult heard round the world Elton John put his foot in his mouth instead of other objects when he claimed that Jesus was gay. With his career fading fast and at age 62 he has to resort to inflammatory remarks to get attention. Of coarse he wouldn't say that about Allah now would he? EJ has been lucky so far not to get AIDS but that may be because him and his (sic) husband don't go down to San Fransicko very often. The Edge suggests that if you have EJ CD's smash them and any MP3 files delete them. It would really be appropriate however if you could download a virus and infect any EJ MP3 files so the files would die a horrible corrupted death....get it?...INFECT..the files.

More Reasons to Join The Tea Party

Washington (Edge News) - You might be shocked to find out how curious the federal government is about your sex life and that of gays, transsexuals,  foreigners and animals from barn swallows and the buffalo. $330,000  to study the sexual preferences of sheep (besides Brokeback cowboys). $40,000 to study how methamphetamine affects the female sex drive of rats. $219,000 to study why college girls are more likely to have casual sex after drinking alcohol. At Syracuse $10,000 dollars to study the sexual behavior of mice having sex underground. And $400,000 dollars to pay researchers at the New York psychiatric institute to spend 730 days cruising gay bars in Argentina to answer the question why gay men have sex after alcohol. We have some additional suggestions. $5 to find out why the government is so fascinated with gays with animal sex. $3 to find out why Congress has a approval rating of 10%. $14 to find out why spending like this continues in a economic meltdown. $2 to find out how many jobs this reckless spending in supposed to create and .50 cents to find out why so many stupid people keep voting these same morons back in office.

Sarah Palin calls for 'Revolution' at Tea Party

Nashville (Edge News) - The US is "ready for another revolution", Sarah Palin told conservative activists last night in a keynote speech to the first national tea party convention in Nashville which also roundly condemned the socialist policies of Barack Obama. The Edge is ready to join that revolution! The Tea Party convention in Nashville was a smashing success. Liberals across the country scurried back to their roach holes during the 3 days of pure Americana. Tom Tancredo, a former Republican congressman from Denver in Colorado who ran for president in 2008, devoted most of his opening speech on Thursday night to illegal immigration. He said the fabric of US society had been eroded by the "cult of multiculturalism", "Islamification", and large numbers of immigrants who did not want to be Americans. “People who could not even spell the word ‘vote’ or say it in English put a committed socialist ideologue in the White House,” he said...we love it here at The Edge! There was also a controversy on what was written on Sarahs hand. Our video experts were able to capture and enlarge it so you can see.

"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Changed to "Don't Look in the Tent"

Afghanistan (Edge News) - The U.S. Military has already stopped the use of President Clintons signature policy for gays in the armed forces. The results on the ground are mixed as straight soldiers have been forced to shower with gays and even sleep in the same bunks. Not every one is happy about it. Sgt. James Kilroy of the 73rd Mechanized Division told a Edge News Correspondent that having to deal with openly gay soldiers is distracting his concentration in the conflict. "I was aiming my M4 Carbine at a enemy combatant when some gay dude put his hand on my ass, needless to say I missed the target!" Other soldiers told us that they get nervous when taking showers as the rainbow warriors keep trying to hand out the soap. The military brass had already ordered most of the U.S. military force in Afghanistan to go through sensitivity training. We are expecting a coming out party from the Joints Chiefs any day now. Although many soldiers didn't like wearing chiffon and tights, the homosexuals said they felt like San Francisco had finally came to the Middle East. They said they thought they could get President Hamid Karzai to go gay. Another soldier told The Edge that being in a foxhole with a homo is like watching a dog French kiss his mother. "The gays don't want to fight.." 1st Sergeant Willis Conrad stationed in Puli Khumri told us. "..all  they want to do is play Elton John music and look at Playgirl magazines". But according to Private 4th Class Keith Faggette of the 9th Sodomite Brigade, gay soldiers are just misunderstood. "Sure we all wanted to be a Rear Admiral in the Navy, but being here will all these sweaty menz (lisp) all huddled together in a deep, dark, dank foxhole, standing behind each other fighting all those homophobic straight edge terrorists. I say two snaps and a twist...hand out the rifle grease"